Tue 14 Nov 2006
Bollywood and Software
Posted by*Â DO loop
  Sau saal pehle, mujhe tumse pyaar tha Aaj bhi hai, aur kal
  bhi rahega
*Â IF THEN ELSE
  Tum agar mujhko na chaaho to koi baat nahin Magar kisi aur
  ko chaahogi to mushkil hogi.
*Â RETURN statement
  aa laut ke aaja mere meet tujhe mere geet bulaate hain
*Â Procedure call
  aaja re ab mera dil pukaara
*Â malloc()
  Yaad kiya dilne kahan ho tum?
*Â exit(), suspend
  Ruk jaa o jaane waali ruk jaa
*Â for(;;), the infinite loop
  hum tum, yug yug se ye geet milan ke gaate rahe hain,
  gaate rahenge hum tum…
*Â [remote login:]
  tumse kuchh kehna hai, gar tum kuch kehne do
*Â [ network busy ]
  suno - kaho, kaha - suna, kucha huwa kya? abhee to nahin…
*Â Two Recursive functions calling each other
  muze kuch kahana hein, muze bhee kuch kahena hein pahle
  tum, pahle tum…..
*Â extern variable
  hum hein rahee pyaar ke, humse kucha bhee na boliye jo bhee
  pyar se mila hum usike ho liye
*Â static/local variable
  Jeena yahaan, marna yahaan iske siwa jaana kahan   Â
*Â SUBROUTINE
  Akela hoon mai, es duniya mein, na koi sathee hai……
*Â Mental state after a CLEAN COMPILE
  Ek punjaban dil churake le gayee, hai…… sona sona …… dil mera
  sona…..
*Â Completion of DESIGN SPECIFICATION
  Chanda se hoga woh pyara, phoolon se hoga woh nyara, nachega aangan mei
  chamcham, nanha sa munna hamara…..
*Â FILE NOT FOUND
  Na tum hame jano, na hum tumhe jane, magar lagta hai kutch aisa……
*Â Global application
  Mera juuta hai japanee, yeh patloon enlishtani, sar pe lal topy roosi phir
  bhi dil hai hindustani……
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