Sat 20 Oct 2007
Lallo Yadav’s PointOfView
Posted byLook at the Laloo’s point
A British Diplomat paid a courtesy visit to Lalloojee. During a Garden party at the Palace, he thought of entertaining Lalloojee with the following magic of numbers.
He said, “Your excellency, Look at the value of the alphabet:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
Now, look at this Sir, if we calculate together it will be:
HARDWORK = 8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98 %
KNOWLEDGE = 11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96 %
LOBBYING = 12 15 2 2 25 9 14 7 = 86 %
LUCK = 12 21 3 11 = 47 %
Only Sir, you should look at the final one, which is most important.
ATTITUDE = 1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100 %
Sir, do you find it useful? This magic can work on your people to improve themselves, increase productivity, and make your Kingdom prosperous.
Sir, I can arrange to send our experts to coach your people. We can do it in less than a year” Lalloojee thought for a while; and said, “I have better formula. See this……
CORRUPTION = 3 15 18 21 16 9 15 14 = 111 %
Do you want me to come and teach your people? I can do it in less than one week.
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